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Master Chief Finally Pops His Cherry in the Halo TV Series

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BY December 14, 2022

When we think of Master Chief and the Halo franchise as a whole, we don’t think of sex or romance. The only thing that comes to mind on seeing Master Chief’s helmet is the image of a stoic man. No one has actually ever wanted to see Master Chief’s face. Us gamers have been happy with the mysterious image of the beloved Spartan, however, pop culture (read Halo TV series) has ruined everything good that has ever existed.

Recently, fans were left distraught after it was revealed that the Spartan warrior does indeed have a sex life. Now, don’t get us wrong because we do want our boy to get some action because God knows, he deserves some. But, showing it in a live-action TV series seems to make it look like an attention-hungry sellout. In this article, we’re going to see why Master Chief finally makes love and who he does it with.

So, with a heavy heart and a lot of tears in our eyes, let’s find out how the show’s creators butcher our favorite gaming icon.

So, Who Does Master Chief Open Up To?

It seems like the creators of the Halo TV series are hellbent on twisting the lore into something new. First, they removed the iconic helmet, and now this. Master Chief has always been somewhat of an ascetic who opens up only to Cortana. The games have never shown us a glimpse of Halo’s Master Chief’s face and sexuality and honestly, we never wanted them to.

In episode 8 of the blasphemous TV show, the stoic Spartan has sex with Makee played by Charlie Murphy. The Covenant kidnapped Makee when she was a child as well. Her arc is quite similar to that of Master Chief as they went through similar experiences. Both of them were kidnapped and thrust into certain roles when they were kids, but that still doesn’t justify them having sex.

Fans never expected to see Master Chief without his helmet, and now this. The sorrows just keep on stacking up for the Halo fans and they should be ready for more. If Paramount doesn’t cancel the show, the creators will keep on churning out more crap to glamorize our beloved Halo.

Did It Hurt?

Well, you gotta ask Master Chief about that. It must be a double whammy losing both his virginity and pride in one swift blow. All for what? For making covering up the mundane nature of the show. Let’s talk about sex later and handle an even bigger issue first – Master Chief’s helmet. People who’ve actually played any Halo games will know that the helmet is supposed to stay on! It never came off in the games and the creators of the TV series didn’t have any right to remove it on a whim.

That helmet is much more than a marketing ploy that the show is making it out to be. The director of the show Otto Bathurst has earlier said that he’s never been a gamer. Well, surprise, surprise! Anyone could tell that he’s never touched a game in his entire life because of the quality of his show. He didn’t need to tell us that, we already knew the moment we saw how he slaughtered the Halo TV series.

You never show Master Chief’s face!!! So yes, it did hurt. A lot.

What’s Next for Master Chief?

Otto Bathurst- the man who singlehandedly managed to sabotage an entire franchise that people adored. Halo has always been very popular and this franchise has singlehandedly dragged the Xbox forward in the console wars era. This is why it seems improbable that a live-action adaptation of the game would ever fail. However, thanks to Bathurst and his brilliant team of noobs, Halo and Master Chief are both not virgins anymore.

If we wanted to watch Master Chief have sex, we would’ve searched on Reddit or some pornographic website. Rather than making Halo more popular, this live-action adaptation is doing the exact opposite. The only way to save the franchise is to shut this show permanently instead of renewing it, burn all the copies of all the episodes, and never talk about it ever again!

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